Adventures and Stuff from David

Friday, February 15, 2008

Valentines Delight?

This was suggested by my Friend Emman for me to blog about:

Bakit ba pag Valentines eh puno ang mga motel? hmmm at talagang ok lang ba pumila pa. Feeling ko yon ang Coup de Grace for a romantic evening parang tipong after lahat ng sweetness at romantic stuff eh magpapakulo ng mga dugo at kumbaga sa wrestling kailangan bigyan ng finishing move.. kaso ang iba naman after office palang andon na?
Serious indi ako nagvalentines sa motel, dahil for some reason eh except for a few eh olats ang valentines day ko, laging something will comeup or go wrong.

Mabalik tayo, sabagay one of the easiest way to show overwhelming passion eh to make love.. so siguro yon din ang main reason bat iba naman maaga palang andon na. Plus Lets put things in perspective, in fairness masarap ang pagkain sa ibang motel. Sa flower group masarap ang food would you believe. Kung walang time alone ang couple, kunwari pareho nakatira with parents or me mga anak at nagtitipid, ok rin mag spend ng time na talagang kayong magcouple lang wrapped in each others arm in rapturous passion habang nanonood ng MTV pero di talaga pinanonood kasi para lang me sounds at maliwanag ng konti kasi ayaw nung guy na madilim dahil its a guy thing pero ang girls ayaw ng maliwanag coz its a girl thing kaya nakabukas pa rin TV (whew isang hingahan lang yon). Kahapon iniisip ko eh bat naman tyatyagain mo pumila talaga, pwede namanibang araw? Naisip ko its the same reason bat nakikipag sisikan ang lahat sa mga restaurant rin. Dahil nga valentines.

Minsan din pag mas sexually mature ang couple eh don rin inaunvail ang mga something new to do during valentines, parang album launch. Tipong ganito :


guy: Honey ano ba yang parang incline bench dyan sa poster na yan ng motel, yan parang bench ng pang gym na maraming nakausling bakal?
girl: loveseat yan hon, Intayin mo sa valentines , malalaman mo kung para san yan. Inom ka ng ion ha.

Mas makakatipid nga ang girls for valentines dahil low maintenance ang guys pag valentines, just rock our world at solve na kami ..parang nagbabalik caveman kami pag primal instincts na gumana. For guys naman dapat mas holistic ang iniisip namin for girls, di lang basta rock her world , dapat sensitive and romantic, dinner, cuddling , quiet moments together ganon.. of course masaya kami sa mga ganon rin pero rocking our world also merits the same result.

So yon siguro why nagpipilahan mga tao sa motel pag valentines, to celebrate their love.

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Friday, July 06, 2007

The Transformers - Those who didnt make it

Ok, I really liked the transformers movie ,one is for sentimental reasons as I was a real big fan when they first came out and I would watch them on Channel 9(tama ba?) , I spent most of my allowance then saving to buy one , naghati pa kami ng brother ko to buy Mirage as he was the only one we could afford, mga rich kid langa ng pwede bumili nung malalaking robots non or kung ang daddy nila eh nagtratrabaho abroad. Anyway that was why I loved the new movie as I think it did the story justice, plus overall the movie was very entertaining.. there was a lot of inyour face action, comedy and great visual effects parang Independence day. As we know the transformers copies the form of the inhabitants or machines of the planet they land in as the movie went.. Pero.. I would like to tell the story of the other transformers who landed dito sa pinas pero di nasama sa movie..this is their story...

1. 2KBot - yung transformer na lumanding sa may simbahan area, sadly ang nascan nya na entity e kakanin. So nung nagtransform sya eh nagi lang sya na kutsinta.. too lame for the movie.

2. Banawetron - Tong transformer na to eh until now in recovery, he landed in quezon city sa banawe area, tranformed into this really cool Honda Civic..kaso fell asleep after he transformed , paggising nya he was shouting in pain dahil nanakaw ang sidemirror , mags at ibat ibang parts nya , pati gas nahigop. Parang yung story ng mga tourist na nakatulog tapos paggising wala ng kidney.. Til now under medication pa rin si Banawetron .

3. Transformer -X1 - this unnamed transformer died before being named, he landed sa may UP area , transformed into this L300 van then proceeded to roll out , everything was kaso sa Commonwealth sya dumaan, ayun naaksidente agad and got hit by a truck na tumalon sa center isle.

4. Saraobot - Landed sa province and transformed into a jeepney. Until now ayaw sya palayain ng driver na nakahuli sa kanya and pinampapasada pa rin sya. He cries every night.

5. chopper - Landed sa villamor airforce base and transformed into Huey Helicopter.. Sadly yung vietnam era huey choppers natin ang nacopy nya.. he crashed a few days after din.

6. Jackpad - Landed sa May public market and copied a dipadyak na tricycle. di na nakasama kasi ang loser.. nagrollout ayon ang bagal.. until now on the way pa lang rin.

7. Cavitecon - Landed in Cavite and copied a really cool owner type stainless jeep, until now di makajoin kasi di makapasok na manila para makapunta sa airport..bawal ang owner type na sa manila.

8. cellbot - landed sa greenhills area..he transformed into a cellphone, kaso got stolen then got reconditioned .. he has not functioned ever since.

9. Dildoid - Landed in a sexshop, transformed into a dildo.. last we heard he was used by the beautiful model who bought him andhas not transformed back eversince.. nagenjoy ata ang hayop.

10. Trashoid - Fell into Payatas, pagkabagsak pa lang pinagparte parte na ng mga scavengers.. DOA.

11. Salonoid - Landed in to a parlor.. became a hairblower.. and enjoyed the Parlor life and found his true self..he has denounced the Autobots and has started his own group.. the Autobads.

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