The Transformers - Those who didnt make it

Ok, I really liked the transformers movie ,one is for sentimental reasons as I was a real big fan when they first came out and I would watch them on Channel 9(tama ba?) , I spent most of my allowance then saving to buy one , naghati pa kami ng brother ko to buy Mirage as he was the only one we could afford, mga rich kid langa ng pwede bumili nung malalaking robots non or kung ang daddy nila eh nagtratrabaho abroad. Anyway that was why I loved the new movie as I think it did the story justice, plus overall the movie was very entertaining.. there was a lot of inyour face action, comedy and great visual effects parang Independence day. As we know the transformers copies the form of the inhabitants or machines of the planet they land in as the movie went.. Pero.. I would like to tell the story of the other transformers who landed dito sa pinas pero di nasama sa movie..this is their story...

1. 2KBot - yung transformer na lumanding sa may simbahan area, sadly ang nascan nya na entity e kakanin. So nung nagtransform sya eh nagi lang sya na kutsinta.. too lame for the movie.

2. Banawetron - Tong transformer na to eh until now in recovery, he landed in quezon city sa banawe area, tranformed into this really cool Honda Civic..kaso fell asleep after he transformed , paggising nya he was shouting in pain dahil nanakaw ang sidemirror , mags at ibat ibang parts nya , pati gas nahigop. Parang yung story ng mga tourist na nakatulog tapos paggising wala ng kidney.. Til now under medication pa rin si Banawetron .

3. Transformer -X1 - this unnamed transformer died before being named, he landed sa may UP area , transformed into this L300 van then proceeded to roll out , everything was kaso sa Commonwealth sya dumaan, ayun naaksidente agad and got hit by a truck na tumalon sa center isle.

4. Saraobot - Landed sa province and transformed into a jeepney. Until now ayaw sya palayain ng driver na nakahuli sa kanya and pinampapasada pa rin sya. He cries every night.

5. chopper - Landed sa villamor airforce base and transformed into Huey Helicopter.. Sadly yung vietnam era huey choppers natin ang nacopy nya.. he crashed a few days after din.

6. Jackpad - Landed sa May public market and copied a dipadyak na tricycle. di na nakasama kasi ang loser.. nagrollout ayon ang bagal.. until now on the way pa lang rin.

7. Cavitecon - Landed in Cavite and copied a really cool owner type stainless jeep, until now di makajoin kasi di makapasok na manila para makapunta sa airport..bawal ang owner type na sa manila.

8. cellbot - landed sa greenhills area..he transformed into a cellphone, kaso got stolen then got reconditioned .. he has not functioned ever since.

9. Dildoid - Landed in a sexshop, transformed into a dildo.. last we heard he was used by the beautiful model who bought him andhas not transformed back eversince.. nagenjoy ata ang hayop.

10. Trashoid - Fell into Payatas, pagkabagsak pa lang pinagparte parte na ng mga scavengers.. DOA.

11. Salonoid - Landed in to a parlor.. became a hairblower.. and enjoyed the Parlor life and found his true self..he has denounced the Autobots and has started his own group.. the Autobads.

Noontime shows

Malamang kayo rin!: Ang isang favorite pasttime ng family nyo pag linggo ay manood ng noontime show sabay laitin at i-criticize ang mga performers. Its a national past time. Ewan ko ba kasi naman yang mga noontime shows ang hilig gawing mag:
1. Palabas ng mga banda sabay sasabayan ng host na off na off . Mabuti na lang talaga na merong mga bandang kagaya ng Kamikazee na ilan beses na nila pinasabayan ng host pero palaging natutulala lang ang host sa hirap ng kanta at sa tinde ng kakulitan.

2. Maglipsing ng kanta..lipsing na nga talo pa rin.

3. Pilitin magsuot ng Jacket ang mga hosts kahit ang init init.

4. Pilitin pagsuotin ng Haute Couture type outfits.

5. Pilit pakantahin paulit ulit ang mga 60's at 70's songs na malamang ay personal favorite lang kasi ng director pero sa totoo ay bored na bored kami family pag nanonood ..para bang walang mga bagong kanta .

6. pakantahin ng lipsing na may broadway type theme.. pinauso non ni kuya germs ..pero 20yrs ago pa naman yon!

7. Pilit paperformin ang older generation sa newer generation ... eto madalas to sa ASAP , yung kakanta sila kuh at zsa zsa with matching outfits with the new singers and performers.. eh hello naman ibang level na ngayon dapat ang singers at performers.. ngayon tumatumbling tumbling ang mga artista pag sumasayaw.. pagbumirit ..birit with matching lively showmanship.. most of the stars before doesnt do that stuff.. dati kasi kakaunti lang ang stars..ngayon sobrang dami kaya ibang level.. makikita mo mega showmanship mga new singers tapos dyadyan pasok ang older singers.. biglang drop ng energy level..tapos ang outfit naman pa ni zsa zsa at kuh.. umiinit palagi ang ulo ngmga tita ko pag nakikita. Sana hiwalay na segmetns naman.

sasbagay.. infairness marami na ring improvements ang noontime shows.. gaya ng mga magaling sumayaw lang talga ang pinasasayaw as much as possible .. wala ng mga bellstar numbers na panay buhat lang ang ginagawa. Marami ng live numbers. At syempre nagpagsasama family sa lunch table para manlait man or magenjoy.

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The Man of Steel

Signal Number 3 , typhoon Milenyo, swept thru metro manila like Godzilla in Tokyo. Everything looked like a Jerry Bruckheimer Movie. Floods , Fallen Trees , Debris, Structures fallen over cars and bridges. Trucks being tumbled down by the wind, the worst hit was the thriving billboard industry in metro manila which seems to have grown in abundance the past 3 years. On the South Luzon Expressway all of the towers for billboard are wrecked or have been closed out. There was one 30foot billboard which was bent over and is just 5ft from falling all the way to the houses besides it. The south luzon expressway was just cleaned off billboards..except for one soul surviving billboard..unscathed by the monster storm. Ant the Billboard was for the Superman Movie. He was definitely the Man of Steel.