para sa bayan! Gas Attack

Ewan ko ba! pangatlo ata or pang apat na beses na ako nagpost tungkol sa topic na to. Last week , pumunta ako abroad for work for a few days, ugali ko bago umalis eh nagpupuyat ako ng husto para makatulong sa jetlag. Pagalis ko towards the first leg to japan sigurado tulog ako dahi mega gimik ako the day before. Etong trip na to ganon nanaman ginawa ko, kain, inom konti , tulog ng ilang oras then gising ng super aga. Ang breakfast ko sa airport eh yung Bo's Cafe Hot Choco at sandwich, bacon and egg ata.

Edi ayon nga, full flight, kamalasan asa likuran namin CR pero at least Isle seat ako. Ewan ko ba pero never pa ako nakatabi ng cutee sa plane..laging matanda or lalake or mommy. This time isang magsawang hapon, katabi ko yung lalaki , na indi nagenglish. sorry ang habang ng kwento pero eto na ang gist...

Eh di ayon, epekto ng puyat, breakfast na hot choco, bacon and EGG, baso basong orange juice sa plane kinabag ako. Tapos medyo inantok na tong mga katabi ko so kinuha nya ang baon nyang inflatable unan at sinumulan nyang hinihipan. Meron pa atang safety thing yung unan , yung para di agad sumingaw so todo bwelo pa sya habang umiihip. INHALE .. IHIP! Ang kamalasan nya habang umiihip sya eh nasasabayan ko ng utot . Eh wala ako magawa..ang hirap naman tatayo pa ako eh hello full flight yon san ka sulog tatabi na wala tao.. so sa silya ako nagpapasimple.. side view side view. Ayon medyon na higop ata nung katabi ko lahat ng na blast ko. Kawawang Jap guy, naging air filter. Syempre ako pasimple pasulyap sulyap ako sa Cr sa likod kunwari badtrip ako at sumisingaw ang CR. Napuno rin ang unan nya at nakatulog sya ng mahimbing malamang dahil din sa tulong ko. Naisip ko na lang..para rin to sa mga HUK at comfort women nung gyera sa pinas, makaganti lang kahit konti sa mga hapon na yan!!! Gas Warfare!! Cue music... "Ang Bayang kong Pilipinas....."

The Transformers - Those who didnt make it

Ok, I really liked the transformers movie ,one is for sentimental reasons as I was a real big fan when they first came out and I would watch them on Channel 9(tama ba?) , I spent most of my allowance then saving to buy one , naghati pa kami ng brother ko to buy Mirage as he was the only one we could afford, mga rich kid langa ng pwede bumili nung malalaking robots non or kung ang daddy nila eh nagtratrabaho abroad. Anyway that was why I loved the new movie as I think it did the story justice, plus overall the movie was very entertaining.. there was a lot of inyour face action, comedy and great visual effects parang Independence day. As we know the transformers copies the form of the inhabitants or machines of the planet they land in as the movie went.. Pero.. I would like to tell the story of the other transformers who landed dito sa pinas pero di nasama sa movie..this is their story...

1. 2KBot - yung transformer na lumanding sa may simbahan area, sadly ang nascan nya na entity e kakanin. So nung nagtransform sya eh nagi lang sya na kutsinta.. too lame for the movie.

2. Banawetron - Tong transformer na to eh until now in recovery, he landed in quezon city sa banawe area, tranformed into this really cool Honda Civic..kaso fell asleep after he transformed , paggising nya he was shouting in pain dahil nanakaw ang sidemirror , mags at ibat ibang parts nya , pati gas nahigop. Parang yung story ng mga tourist na nakatulog tapos paggising wala ng kidney.. Til now under medication pa rin si Banawetron .

3. Transformer -X1 - this unnamed transformer died before being named, he landed sa may UP area , transformed into this L300 van then proceeded to roll out , everything was kaso sa Commonwealth sya dumaan, ayun naaksidente agad and got hit by a truck na tumalon sa center isle.

4. Saraobot - Landed sa province and transformed into a jeepney. Until now ayaw sya palayain ng driver na nakahuli sa kanya and pinampapasada pa rin sya. He cries every night.

5. chopper - Landed sa villamor airforce base and transformed into Huey Helicopter.. Sadly yung vietnam era huey choppers natin ang nacopy nya.. he crashed a few days after din.

6. Jackpad - Landed sa May public market and copied a dipadyak na tricycle. di na nakasama kasi ang loser.. nagrollout ayon ang bagal.. until now on the way pa lang rin.

7. Cavitecon - Landed in Cavite and copied a really cool owner type stainless jeep, until now di makajoin kasi di makapasok na manila para makapunta sa airport..bawal ang owner type na sa manila.

8. cellbot - landed sa greenhills area..he transformed into a cellphone, kaso got stolen then got reconditioned .. he has not functioned ever since.

9. Dildoid - Landed in a sexshop, transformed into a dildo.. last we heard he was used by the beautiful model who bought him andhas not transformed back eversince.. nagenjoy ata ang hayop.

10. Trashoid - Fell into Payatas, pagkabagsak pa lang pinagparte parte na ng mga scavengers.. DOA.

11. Salonoid - Landed in to a parlor.. became a hairblower.. and enjoyed the Parlor life and found his true self..he has denounced the Autobots and has started his own group.. the Autobads.